Because someone in the comments mentioned it and it seemed like fun. Let me hear your thoughts on the various potential waifus we've seen so far! Yes, I know the options get a bit freaky further down the list, but I felt like I needed to pad it out a little.
EDIT: Voting has been closed! The results are as follows:
Keira - 17.06%
Ambrosia - 15.42%
Xera - 15.19%
Drea - 10.69%
Fizzy - 9.41%
Philippa, Goddess of Confusion - 9.26%
Carl - 8.58%
Zone - 4.76%
Kora - 4.63%
Rowana - 4.42%
Misc - 0.57%
So there you have it, folks. Boxxy's apparently so good at acting that its Facade is popular even with the readers.