Lich for Hire

Legendary mage Ambrose Jenkins, confronting his own mortality, finds his financial security threatened by exorbitant price increases from irritating high elves. This compels him to undergo a drastic transformation into a lich, ensuring his continued existence and, more importantly, his financial stability. Ambrose had envisioned his twilight years for quiet reflection and a well-deserved retirement, but the passage of time and the high elves' infuriating greed, particularly concerning their astronomically priced Potions of Youth, pushed him into an unfortunate undead state. Facing the grim reality of oblivion or extreme measures, Ambrose chooses a path that irrevocably changes him. Upon completing his transformation, two primary thoughts solidify in his new, undead consciousness.