Rock Falls, Everyone Dies

"Rock Falls, Everyone Dies" by zechamp presents a bizarre premise: a stone gains sentience and desires the simple pleasure of "touching grass." This humble ambition ignites an epic, genre-defying adventure. The novel blends action, comedy, and the fantastical elements of Xianxia, set in a universe with a surprisingly whimsical cosmic oversight. A critical, humorous glitch in the system assigns the newly aware protagonist stats unsuitable for its stony nature. This peculiar oversight, a lapse in the fabric of reality, propels the narrative into escalating chaos. The hero, literally round and thus perfectly suited—or perhaps ill-suited—for its journey, embarks on this extraordinary quest, a testament to an absurdly simple goal spiraling into grand, unexpected consequences within this comically mismanaged existence.