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The Guide to Conquering Earthlings

by Ye Fei Ran叶斐然

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Stranded on Earth after a cosmic mishap, Princess Lan Xi of Planet Moyi embarks on a comedic quest for self-preservation, attempting to conquer Earthlings with her trusty, yet antique, "Guide to Conquering Earthlings 2003 Edition." Her advanced alien strategies prove hilariously ineffective against contemporary Earth. Attempts to secure funds through classic begging are thwarted by modern security, who dismiss her archaic tactics, and a world that prefers digital transactions over ancient artifacts. A subsequent luxury car scam also implodes spectacularly, undermined by ubiquitous dash cams and a firm President Xie. Facing repeated failures, Lan Xi determines a bolder strategy is required. The "Ultimate Guide" hints at achieving lasting financial stability through a more intimate method: conquering a wealthy Earthling.

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Lost in the cosmos and crash-landed on Earth, Princess Lan Xi of Planet Moyi is on a mission to save herself, one hilariously failed Earthling conquest at a time! Armed with the highly outdated "Guide to Conquering Earthlings 2003 Edition," Lan Xi discovers her intergalactic expertise doesn't quite translate to modern-day Earth. Her attempts to "elegantly" acquire funds via traditional begging are met with security guards who scold her for outdated methods and a world that favors QR codes over shattered pottery. When a luxury car scam also spectacularly backfires, thanks to omnipresent dash…

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