You are a practitioner of the Arcane Art of Transposition of Matter through the Web, often shortened to “the Art” by experts and “magic” by the uninitiated. In short, you are what is known as a magician: an elf more skilled than others in using the mysterious construct of energy, which, by interchanging energy and matter while instantly transporting said energy, allows you to generate a multitude of effects that appear wondrous due to their apparent defiance of the usual laws of physics.
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Considerably learned, you studied:
In the great and prestigious academies of the elven world of Magtalas, in 389.
Or at the local school of magic, antiquated but competent, in 371.